Austin Pychoist B1tch Michelle Parris. Miss Michelle Parris isn’t happy unless she’s making the rest of us miserable. Michelle wants the world to fawn over her all the while doing every one she knows dirty. She tells one man one thing while doing something totally different with another. She lives to stir up drama a d cause problems with anyone who comes across her path. Watch out, she b1tches oh and bites. Just look at those three eyebrows