CONVICTED LIAR Paris Vulaj Maria Ljuljdjuraj Aka Mimi Lang Is How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Crazy!. Paris Vulaj is a 46 12 months outdated mom of three who legally modified her identify after being arrested and thrown in jail for filling a false police report on a person named Joe Schulte. Paris aka Maria pretends like she is wealthy and completed on the web although she lives in an inexpensive residence and has such spotty credit that she needed to put an outdated bmw in her 21 12 months outdated daughters identify simply to have the ability to have a car. Mimi was on authorities help for 8 years gathering free groceries to feed the one youngster she had custody of for a number of years. Paris aka Maria Ljuljdjuraj aka Mimi Lang follows celebrities round at occasions for photograph alternatives within the Hampton’s in order that she will faux to be one thing she isn’t for the web when everybody in Michigan is aware of she’s the most important broke joke of all. Yaaaasss Paris Vulaj is pretend from head to toe. All of her designer purses and jewellery are pretend too and she or he doesn’t care that everybody is aware of it’s pretend or that all of them make enjoyable of her for it. Paris Vulaj sleeps with outdated grandpa males simply to get invited to occasions within the Hamptons! After 5 nostril jobs (surgical procedures she had a poor 80 12 months outdated man pay for) her nostril is now collapsed and too small for her face. She was born ugly as f**** with a nasty snaggletooth that she needed to put veneers over. You’d suppose in any case of her surgical procedures she shouldn’t nonetheless have low shallowness however it’s apparent that she does and her Fb is proof. She lies that her eyes are hazel, lies that she weighs 110 lbs (solely about 50 lbs extra) and edits her pictures to seem like a totally completely different individual with lengthy skinny legs and her face seems to be NOTHING just like the pictures she posts!! Wtf?!? She’s on her fourth pair of breast implants that each one the lads she sleeps with say are as onerous as a rock. Yo Mimi Lang! Your arms seem like they’re about 65 on this UNEDITED photograph of you. Irrespective of what number of surgical procedures you get to look youthful and higher your outdated skeletor arms at all times give away your REAL age. Males, for those who’re determined sufficient to sleep with this cellulite stuffed, stumpy legged, free as a goose, dry p***y, convicted legal who will lie and inform police you beat you when all you needed to do was finish issues together with her after two weeks of realizing her— simply bear in mind she may destroy your life and once you roll over subsequent to her she gained’t look ANYTHING just like the overly filtered/photoshopped pictures she posts on-line and she or he SMELLS horrible! 😷😷😷 And boy do I imply horrible! She is going to odor up the complete room after you’ve had intercourse together with her. Fish market tilapia particular! 🐟 🐟 🐠 🎣