Dan Chisick — Dan The “Man”. Congratulations to our low-cost boss, Dan Chisick, for lastly leaving the fats and ugly lengthy nostril spouse and admitting to being homosexual. Hopefully, at the moment of huge adjustments to his life, this creep will even cease harassing and bullying all of us at work. Eliminating the foolish bow ties that he so likes may additionally be a good suggestion for the entitled and poisonous Dan, a so-called man.