Dave Smith The Lying Man-Slore. This boy thinks he’s Gods present to ladies… which I came upon actually quick he lies about every little thing. Little did I understand how a lot he actually lied. Not solely is he so egocentric, he has a small p3nis, that’s bent. (It’s bizarre). However he’s lazy in ALL elements. He nonetheless lives at his GMA’s. He doesn’t work. He offers you a sob story to make you are feeling dangerous. He’ll ‘borrow’ cash however by no means ever pay you again. (He owes me about 80$). BUT when you reject his advances for s3x, he’ll go to his GF and ex-friends and inform them “she was making me her facet piece, and I’m not down for that sh!t.” Whereas it was him making an attempt to make you HIS SIDE PIECE, and mad that you simply rejected him trigger you have been courting somebody. Issues he has lied about earlier than: – having a job – being single – courting somebody – being on the hospital – proudly owning a home – having cash – his peen measurement – his truck being value some huge cash. (His truck is a bit of gross tin on wheels.)