Ethan Paluch Is A Cheater Beaver. Ethan Paluch is such a $kank, he’s a cheater who deserves nothing in life, he’s a sick f*ck who has beaver tooth and appears like a canadian animal, he’s white and says the N phrase, he’s a sick creep and he’s racist, he lied about his mum’s dying and race, he’s f**king disgusting, he’s a roach who’s ugly asf. Steer clear of him women. he’s a manipulative liar.