Frank Ancona — Leadwood, Missouri. This foolish c**t is a participant of highest proportions who pressured his girlfriend to get a backstreet abortion as a result of he would favor to stay his c**okay in a diamond mine cunted grandmother who cleaned the boy’s locker room at his faculty. While his fellow clan members are glad to supply a pathetic defence of their darling blue eyed boy, he’s presently within the strategy of attempting to web the subsequent standardless girl he can coerce into mattress, a lady known as Heather McFarland, a.okay.a teh sausagebeast whose solely qualms about leaping into mattress with our STD addled hero are his forty seven Ayran youngsters. De wherever they’re.