Matthew Galpin Needs A Toupee. Right here’s the newest information on Edmonton’s greasiest cyber stalker, Matt Galpin. Matthew just lately misplaced his license on account of too many demerits as a result of he drives round all day delivering weed attempting to make that $150 a day to pay his payments. He needed to go in entrance of the driving board to plead his case to get his license again. And the idiots truly fell for it and now Matthew is again on highway being a terror! Wow. What a system we’ve to permit this loser to function a automobile. Be careful if you happen to see this menace driving round in his janky Ford Focus. He would possibly lower you off or swerve into your lane whereas hes busy texting or smoking dope. Not solely that however the child is beginning to seem like prince harry with that large bald spot ring on his dome. He’s wanting fairly god rattling tough as of late. That’s for certain. The little bedwetter even shaves his total head to cover the very fact he’s getting old terribly. That’s karma for you, Matty. Poor bastard isn’t even 34 but and his physique is already failing. Bear in mind that is the child who just about stalked each lady in Edmonton, threatened his family, killed a kitten, posed as his brother on-line for months, scammed folks on-line for 1000’s of {dollars}, posted numerous folks on thedirty, gave two of his exes DRDs, and threatened to explode his dad and mom home. Now take a look at him. The place’s that baller automobile, Matt? Saving up for a toupee now? Matthew Galpin, everybody. The world’s largest joke.