Paige Lum Liar, Cheater, Self Obsessed Narcissist. This girl used to be my girlfriend and has since left and cheated on multiple boyfriends with me. Not that I condone this behaviour but I allowed it under the promise those relationship were over. They weren’t. She is self obsessed, a pathological liar and a horrible mother two her two wonderful children I love deeply. When you see her at the gym, she’s looking to hustle you, when you see her at the bar, she’s probably already hustled you, and this girl loves bad boys so expect death threats and obnoxious behaviour from juiced out, tattooed, federally charged ex cans in her wake. Beware the juice isn’t worth the squeeze