Paris Vulaj Maria Lulgjuraj Mimi Lang Is How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days Crazy!. Paris Vulaj is a 46 yr outdated mom of three who legally modified her identify after being arrested and thrown in jail for filling a false police report on a person named Joe Schulte. Paris aka Maria pretends like she is wealthy and achieved on the web regardless that she lives in an affordable condominium and has such adverse credit that she needed to put an outdated bmw in her 21 yr outdated daughters identify simply to have the ability to have a car. Mimi was on authorities help for 8 years gathering free groceries to feed the one baby she had custody of for a number of years. Paris aka Maria Lulgjuraj aka Mimi Lang follows celebrities round at occasions for photograph alternatives within the Hampton’s in order that she will faux to be one thing she isn’t for the web when everybody in Michigan is aware of she’s the most important broke joke of all. Yaaaasss Paris Vulaj is pretend from head to toe. All of her designer purses and jewellery are pretend too and he or she doesn’t care that everybody is aware of it’s pretend or that all of them make enjoyable of her for it. Paris Vulaj sleeps with outdated grandpa males simply to get invited to occasions within the Hamptons! After 5 nostril jobs (surgical procedures she had a poor 80 yr outdated man pay for) her nostril is now collapsed and too small for her face. She was born ugly as f**** with a nasty snaggletooth that she needed to put veneers over. You’d assume in any case of her surgical procedures she shouldn’t nonetheless have low vanity nevertheless it’s apparent that she does and her Fb is proof. She lies that her eyes are hazel, lies that she weighs 110 lbs (solely about 50 lbs extra) and edits her photographs to appear like a totally completely different particular person with lengthy skinny legs and her face appears to be like NOTHING just like the photographs she posts!! Wtf?!? She’s on her fourth pair of breast implants that every one the lads she sleeps with say are as arduous as a rock. Yo Mimi Lang! Your fingers appear like they’re about 65 on this UNEDITED photograph of you. Regardless of what number of surgical procedures you get to look youthful and higher your outdated skeletor fingers all the time give away your REAL age. Males, when you’re determined sufficient to sleep with this cellulite crammed, stumpy legged, free as a goose, dry p***y, convicted prison who will lie and inform police you beat you when all you needed to do was finish issues along with her after two weeks of realizing her— simply keep in mind she may damage your life and once you roll over subsequent to her she received’t look ANYTHING just like the overly filtered/photoshopped photographs she posts on-line and he or she SMELLS horrible! 😷😷😷 And boy do I imply horrible! She is going to scent up the complete room after you’ve had intercourse along with her. Fish market tilapia particular! 🐟 🐟 🐠 🎣