Trailer Park Barbie -Hazel Roots. THE DIRTY ARMY: Here we go again with the blonde hazel. Waiting for her to fry all her hair off like the last time. She really does look like trailer park/trailer trash Barbie. She’s so embarrassing just rants online about the craziest things. Is a compulsive liar and if anyone questions her she cries wolf . Oops I mean suicide. She is the biggest manipulator who uses suicide as a way to get people to like her?!?! Completely unhinged.